Fucking english / Looking for a job in Puerto Rico

First of all I would like to say Fuck this country one hundred times and fuck english one thousand times. In this fucking country there are a lot of shitty jobs postings in the newspaper looking for bilingual people. First of all I wonder how in the world you will need to speak english selling cellular phones on the street, or cleaning "mojones" in a bathroom. Most of the crappy jobs you find in the newspaper requires you to be bilingual when they really don't need it, but here in this mother fucker shitty country people usually thinks that if you know how to speak english you are more qualified for a job than a person that doesn't speak english. Why is this? Simple answer, puertoricans think that everything that has to do with americans is better (and when im said americans I mean USA citizens), so americans are better than us. There's where the catch phrase "Yo soy boricua pa'que tu lo sepas" cames from, from the need that all puertoricans have to feel good with themselves. Like when the patient with low esteem goes to a psychologist and he ask him to stand in front of a mirror and say "Im not better than anyone but no one's better than me", well there you got it. Fuck!

Never mind, just a thought and excuse my english. :P